OMG KAY. So tonight (technically last night, if we're counting the fact that it's currently 3am), I decided to have an impromptu "Bette" (the sitcom) marathon with myself on my couch. There are only 18 episodes in total, and even though I've probably seen all of them more times than I have blinked in my life, I think ended up watching about half of the series in one sitting. Because I have a life and all, and just because they're prime. But anyway, as I was watching them there was far too much joy to be contained within me, so after I finished my spontaneous lovefest, I decided to picspam the CRAP out of one of the episodes. And I realized going in that .0003% of you would care, but if you've have never heard of/seen Bette's (failed) self-titled sitcom that took place in 2000, I highly suggest checking it/this spam out. Even if you're not a fan, because it is hilarious as hell and there are a million one-liners and Bette is adorable in it, among many other reasons. And also because I spent like 14 trillion hours capping this stupid DVD and putting this together, but I WAS BORED, so whatever.

So, this is episode number 6, titled Color of Roses. And there's even a link at the end for you to watch the entire episode if you are so inclined (and after viewing this spam, I certainly hope you you should be).


 

( It's so hard to touch what is out of our hands. )
Public, as all of my picspams are. This was mostly for my own entertainment, but I do hope you got some amount of enjoyment out of it, even if you have no feelings whatsoever about this crazy Bette Midler chick I'm constantly talking about. And I hope this doesn't fall flat on its face since it's such a random idea for a spam, but thoughts and feedback are much appreciated, you lovely, lovely people. NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I GO TO BED.

Okay, so, spontaneous Janney!spam time. I don't know what it is about her, but ever since I've been home this woman has been my go-to muse for all aspects of life. I'd always been a casual fan, but that first night I saw 9 to 5, something inside me just...clicked with her. I don't know why or how, but the moment she stepped out on that stage, she took my heart, she grabbed onto it, and she hasn't let go since. I loved everything about her as Violet. Not to mention that otherwise, 1) she's talented as hell,  2) she's down to earth, 3) she apparently enjoys spinning in circles with Ellen Degeneres when drunk (sidenote: I idolize her for the pre-interview dancing alone), and 4) and she is, quite literally, everything under the sun that we all know she shines like. (That was my attempt at wit. Pretty sure it failed.) But, truly, fangirl obsession of the moment award goes to Allison. With so much time on my hands in the summer, I always, without fail, end up with an obnoxiously gigantic new one. Because my life is batshit ridiculous. And sometimes it just feels damn good to have someone new to flail over and derive inspiration from. This year, I'm pretty sure it's dear ol' Janney. WITH GOOD REASON.

Okay, SAP SAP SAP, whatever, Alex. LET'S JUST GET ON TO THE SPAM.

♥ let love grow || an allison janney spam

( Beautiful, glamorous, brilliant, and amorous! )

...And I figured it was necessary end on that inherently joyous note. Because shit like that really just cannot be topped. The post is public, so if you like what you see, feel free to spread the link around!

Thank you. You may now move on with your lives. And please be sure to have a Janney!filled rest of your day.

PATRICIA SPAM TIEM. I got this done faster than I thought I would, and I think my Photoshopping is a tad on the crappier side, but the pretty is there, regardless. And I dedicate it to womanonarampage, who is my go-to girl for any and all Patricia flailing I need to take care of on a day-to-day basis. I really have nothing else to say, though, other than go rent a Patricia flick after you look at this! I promise your brain will thank you.

corner of your heart ♥


( There's a corner of your heart just for me. )
 

it had to be you

...a barbra streisand!spam

 

( Don't worry that it's not good enough for anyone else to hear, just sing, sing a song. )

"I've been called many names like perfectionist, difficult and obsessive. I think it takes obsession, takes searching for the details for any artist to be good ...you have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it."